Fic: The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks)

Title: The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks)
Author: Anon
Word Count: 36k
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Author’s Summary: After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry’s life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.
Author’s Website: Anon
Why Everyone Should Read This: This is hilarious! I was laughing all the way through. (So much so that my husband came and read through about a fourth of it with me and was laughing as well, because – well, dick jokes.) The summary describes it pretty well. Harry is hung over and has a mishap while Appariting, so his punishment is to work in the Apparition Department as well as teach Apparition once a week at Hogwarts. He quickly falls into a case about cocks.

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FanFic Wednesday: “The LipLock Jinx”

This is another one of my favourites that I’d forgotten about. I don’t think I’ve recommended it here yet.

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Author: Cassis Luna

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Ok, I swear that I don’t only read slash fanfic…that may or may not be a lie. I’ll never tell. Regardless, I’m a sucker for the we-used-to-hate-each-other-now-we-lust-after-each-other trope. All that angry frustration turned into sexual frustration?

Yes, please.

This fic takes place after the fall of Lord Voldemort (and if you’ve never read the books and didn’t know that, I take no pity on you because you’ve lived under a fucking rock), and Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts to complete an eighth year and receive their NEWTs. Ginny Weasley, Harry’s ex-girlfriend and keeper of the secret of the Boy-Who-Lived’s sexuality, hexes Harry with the LipLock Jinx, which essentially turns Harry Potter into the Little Mermaid until he snogs the object of his desire: former Death Eater Draco Malfoy.

This fic is well-written and is a humorous relief to all the angsty…

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Fanfic Wednesday: Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain

Faith Wood is always a favorite.

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Title:Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain         Author: Faith Wood

Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter                               Word Count: 21,139

The Premise

Author’s Summary: 

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that’s ever so cross.

My Thoughts

Drarry was the first slash ship I ever shipped, and this was way before shipping referred to anything other than FedEx or heavy freighters. Every once in a while, I circle back to it, because it’s comfortable and familiar, like a favorite pair of jeans.

Faith Wood takes a common metaphor–the raincloud that follows around gloomy folks–and makes it literal for Draco. This is post-war eighth-year Hogwarts, (aka a EWE fic), and Draco is suffering from an intense amount of guilt. So when…

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Fanfic Wednesday: “Tea and No Sympathy”

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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop

Word Count: 70,045
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Warnings: NSFW, EWE

Author’s Summary

It’s Potter’s fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It’s been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco’s getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he’s falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?

My…

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Harry Potter haul

Art Rec: Pencil Sketch

Art of Kelly Marie

My boyfriends been rereading Harry Potter and we keep having really in depth conversations about the books/films/characters etc.

This has given me such a rush to want to draw Harry Potter fan art! I never really drew Harry Potter when I was growing up reading the books and watching the film so it’s really great getting to do it now.

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This has also relight my love for Drarry. Meaning I’ve stated going back and reading old and new fanfictions for the pairing. So I had to do some doodles for them as well.

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